- Mmmm... urinal fresh
- Mmmm...elephant fresh
- Mmmm...soylent green
- Mmmm...crumbled-up cookie things
- Mmmm...reprocessed pig fat
Homer: "Aww... 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!"
Homer's brain: "20 dollars can buy many peanuts!"
Homer: "Explain how!"
Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"
Homer: "Woo hoo!"
Homer: "When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy."
Marge: "Homer, did you call the audience chickens?"
Homer: "No, Marge! I swear on this bible!"
Marge: "That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples."
(Homer is looking on a set of cards with nude deck "The
girls of the Internet")
Homer: "Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!"
Homer (praying): "Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever...thy will be done." (munch munch munch)
Homer: "If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
Apu : "Howdy neighbour! May I spray you with the hose in a
Homer: "Uhhh...spray the boy."
Homer: "Rock stars...is there anything they DON'T know?"
Homer: "What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up here, anyway."
Homer: "To find Flanders, I have to think like
Homer's brain : "I'm a big four-eyed lame-o! And I wear the same stupid sweater every day and..."
Homer: "The Springfield River!"
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