Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat,
the more you toot !
-by Bart Simpson.
When Bart Simpson was expelled from Springfield Elementary, he went to a
catholic school. His teacher asked him, since he was new, to sing a hymne. Of course, Bart
Simpson doesn't even know what a hymne is and asked if he could sing the bean song.
"Well, beans were a product of Israel, so go ahead Bart." was the answer.
Bart sang his 'hymne' and got chased away by the teacher and students...
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