25 THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP

-- by Bart Simpson.

#3 -- wigmaker

1. Street Mime
   
2. Liposuctionist
   
3. Wigmaker
   
4. Galley Slave
   
5. Political Prisoner
   
6. Radioactive Waste Collector
   
7. Envelope Licker
   
8. Crash Test Dummy
   
9. Scullery Maid
   
10. Balloon Animal Artist
    
11. Romance Novelist
    
12. Infomercial Host or Hostess
    
13. Lard Packer
    
14. Bowling Pin Setter
    
15. Human Sacrifice
    
16. Dog Food Cook
    
17. Septic Tank Repairman
    
18. Fat Man in a Circus Sideshow
    
19. Janitor at an Adult Movie Theater
    
20. Republican
    
21. Leech Farmer
    
22. Lipstick Tester
    
23. Talkshow Host's Wimpy Sidekick
    
24. Wart Specialist
    
25. A Clone of Your Parents
    

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