ANNOYING QUESTIONS TO
ASK YOUR TEACHER
![Bart Simpson's annoying questions](images/bartdesk.jpg)
by Bart Simpson.
- Can I go to the TINKLE-DINKLE-HA-HA room?
- How do we know the sky isn't really green and we're all
colorblind?
- Why do dogs sniff our butts?
- How's the diet going?
- Haven't personal calculators rendered long division
irrelevant?
- Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
- Is any of this information pertinent to real life?
- Why did they name Uranus Uranus?
- If you stick yourself with a pencil, will you get lead
poisoning?
- Do Amoebas feel love?
- Could you repeat the question? I wasn't listening?
- Why are we yellow?
Wait till your teacher FREAKS OUT !
Ha hah haaaa !!
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